Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Excess Baggage!


5th January 2012, Thursday -
A pre-flight check was done on the bike, a Red Thunderbird Twinspark, at the HSR Service, a Royal Enfield's exclusive service centre The big rucksack was packed after checking each item off the mental check-list. I was ready to rock n' roll.

6th January 2012, Friday -
I've always believed that travelling light is the only way to fly. As I hefted (and I am using hefted, consciously) the rucksack, I felt it was unusually heavy by my standards. I could feel my shoulders sag and get pulled back. I had planned at least a thousand five hundred kilometres and out of that about 600 kilometres of ghat sections. I wondered if I could ride through those winding roads with sharp curves and gradients with such a heavy bag restricting the movements of my shoulders and arms. But I am stubborn, if nothing else, so I told my byes to my dad and my friend and started off. As I hit the road and changed gears I thought back about the last couple of years. The whats and whys and hows of the whole gig. I recalled the opening lines from 'The Wild One', Johnny narrating - “It begins here for me on this road. How the whole mess happened I don't know, but I know it couldn't happen again in a million years. Maybe I could've stopped it early, but once the trouble was on its way, I was just goin' with it. Mostly I remember the girl. I can't explain it - a sad chick like that, but somethin' changed in me. She got to me, but that's later anyway. This is where it begins for me right on this road.”

That is where it all began, two years ago, on January 18th 2010 when we started on a road trip. Two of us on the bike, riding to Hampi, Badami, Pattadkal and Aihole. I had quit my job then too, as now. My friend, living in Dubai had come back to Bangalore, he was on a sabbatical. We travelled a whopping one thousand six hundred kilometres in 6 days. Snapped about 1800 photos between the two of us. The last day's ride was 500 kilometres, from Kudalasangama to Bangalore. When you finish a ride like that, it gives an incredible high. A feeling of invincibility which percolates into every other aspect of your life. It affects the way you make decisions.

A little while after that, I started getting offers for work. Eventually, at his insistence, I joined my ex-boss at the company he had joined. We had worked together well as a team before. A highly successful team of two. He was the CEO and I was the Business Manager who had no reportees. I worked with almost every department / branch / country where the group was present to set up new lines of services and business. When I accepted the offer, I believed we would be successful as a team in the new company too. The described job seemed extremely challenging. I was fairly successful considering the growth in team size and revenues by the time I left, the respect I got from the team, the acceptance and acknowledgement of my leadership skills by peers and customers. Even with all of these achievements, there was a seething rage inside me that my work was not recognised and sufficiently rewarded by the organization itself. The feeling got aggravated when the boss who hired me quit from the company due to differences with the board and I had to manage more pressures internally due to the dilemma whether to continue or quit but a sense of responsibility for the guys I had hired when I more than tripled the original team held me back. The burden of expectations from the team, expectations from the top management on impractical revenue targets and even worse, no recognition or reward for already delivered performance. I had been considering moving out of the organization by October 2011.

Around the same time of October 2011, after much effort from my aunt and cousins, I got engaged to a girl, who seemed quite nice and sweet. Apparently, her parents were not very keen, but were being convinced by the girl's brother-in-law. This guy had initiated the contact with me, followed up constantly and was making decisions regarding the alliance. When my aunt and cousins met their family, my aunt mentioned to me that the girl's parents and sister are not talking at all nor were they taking any initiative. Though surprised by this observation, I shrugged it off saying – they've delegated the responsibility to their son-in-law, he had been insisting that I talk only to him regarding the arrangements etc. so maybe they do not want too many cooks spoiling the broth. Over a period of a week, during our phone conversations I realised that the girl and I are from different universes. She did not seem close to her family, had no interests other than going to the gym and watching TV. She had a friend count of three, as for me, the joke goes that IF I get married, I'll have to invite half of Bangalore and the other half will invite itself. As I was thinking about moving out of the organization I worked with, I communicated it to the girl and her brother-in-law saying I am thinking about quitting and looking out. I explained that the three months notice I have to serve is a deterrent to my job hunt. And morally I felt that it is unfair to the current company and the future company too (to expect them to wait for three months to know if I would join them or no) so I would quit and then look for the next option with a clear mind. This was the final straw for an already uneasy alliance and it fell through.

{A flashback to when I was a kid, my grandmother (my mom's mom) narrating a story to me – Once upon a time, there was a good king and he had a wise minister. The kingdom flourished because these two stuck to their tasks of administering the kingdom. One day, the King craved for a fruit and decided to cut one for himself instead of waiting for servants. As he cut the fruit, a momentary lapse of concentration resulted in him cutting off a finger. The king was howling in pain and writhing in agony when the minister entered. The king showed the minster the finger that had been cut off and the minister said 'that's good'. The king, who was expecting sympathy from his dearest and most trusted minister was furious and sacked the minister immediately. The minister, as was his habit, said 'that's good' and left. A few days later, the king, still lamenting the lost finger decided to distract himself with a little hunting tour. He and entourage entered the forest nearby and began hunting. Soon, the king in his enthusiasm left the team behind and got lost. As he wandered and got tired, he was captured by a few tribesmen, who kept him captive through the night. In the morning, the king realised that he has been captured to be sacrificed to the tribe's deity. The high priest came and examined the king and rejected saying he was damaged good and cannot be sacrificed because of his missing finger. The tribesmen released him and showed him the way to get out of the forest. The relieved king reached home and thought of the minister who had said 'that's good'. He summoned the ex-minister and narrated his story and said - “you were right that what happened to me was good, my life was saved because of it. But, how did it work out for you? You lost your position as a minister.' The minister smiled and said – 'Look at it this way – if I was still your minister when you went for the hunting, being loyal and taking your safety as my personal responsibility, I would have stayed close to you at all times. We would have been lost together and captured together. Come morning, you would have been set free, but I would have been sacrificed as my body is intact. So losing my job was a small price, for it saved my life.' The king understood that whatever happens, happens for the good and reinstated the minister's position. They continued to rule wisely as long as they lived.}

Once the alliance fell through, there was no need for me to hold on to the job. The resignation was sent without delay. I was released from my position on November 30th as there was someone readily available to replace me. I was free again to do my own thing. The loss of a job was a small price to pay, it saved my life!

They'll talk to ya and talk to ya and talk to ya about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em. (George Hanson, Easy Rider)

Meanwhile, the pressure on me to look for another job and join it, another alliance and get married was growing unbearable. The sympathy was killing me and I was raging and seething and feeling like a mobile funeral pyre. I needed time to think for myself without any distraction. I did not want to be in an environment which was so filled with things that would distract – relatives, friends, newspapers, radio, television, books. I wanted solitary time. I wanted to ditch the mobile too, but kept it just in case there were any emergencies I needed to be contacted. Besides, despite my need to be alone, there were worried people in Bangalore and elsewhere, concerned about my well being. I had to keep them informed of my safety at however irregular intervals. And it was impractical to carry a list of names and numbers I had to call individually. I used Facebook to good effect throughout the trip. A kind of reality TV without the cameras in the bedroom and the loo.

The first couple of hours of riding on Mysore road was all about my rage and anger, my body was tense and I could feel the bile rise up every time someone drove badly. What should not have been a race was turning out to be one. I wanted to out race everyone, including cars and SUVs touted to be powerful. I usually prefer the 'taTTe idli and vada' at Bidadi, but that day I was famished, so I stopped for breakfast at Srinidhi Sagar about 15 odd kilometres on Mysore Road, which had a decent fare.

After breakfast, I rode non-stop till Chennapattana and got badly aggravated by the traffic jam caused by the asphalting of the highway. They had blocked one lane and diverted both way traffic to the other lane. They were allowing some vehicles from one way and then stop and allow the other way. It was cumbersome, the indisciplined driving of oafs not helping the cause of police and then there was the eye in the sky bearing down with ferocious intensity. Once I got out of the mess in Chennapattana, I rode till Srirangapattanna and went straight to my favourite place by the river Cauvery, Nimishamba. It being a Friday, the place was too crowded with devotees flocking to the temple of Nimishamba Devi. I sat on the steps of 'ghat' in the blazing sun for about half an hour watching the water flow by. Felt relaxed enough for a lunch and rode till Mysore's famed Vishnu Bhavan (opposite the KSRTC Bus Stand). I had the most delicious meal and without further delay, headed straight onto Hunsur Road, State Highway # 88 and rode non stop till Kushalnagar, where I stopped at the Café Coffee Day for a coffee before getting on to the winding roads, climbing up to Madikeri. After a phone conversation with a friend to get directions to Narahari Parvata and a tea (don't ask me – tea? At CCD? Yeah, tea, at CCD) I started off the climb up to the Madikeri town, which is about a kilometre above sea level. The road is a dream, I could sleep on it if I'd felt tired midway. The banking on the curves beautifully done, I could ride the curves at 70kmph and not feel jittery as one would when riding the ghat section. It was awesome riding up to the town after which it became a bit nightmarish as the roads inside the town were dug up. Still it wasn't as bad as in Bangalore.

I had reached Madikeri around 4:30 PM, still a couple of hours left to Sunset. I had no reservations in any hotel. I thought I will check out the hotel to stay and worry about dinner after I watch the sunset, so went straight to Raja Seat. The entry fee for Raja Seat is five rupees and it includes a 'dancing fountain and light show' which starts at 7:00 PM everyday. The ladies who were at the counter had one rupee less than what they had to return me, so they said they will give it later.

After a call to a friend who runs a travel agency to suggest places I can check out to stay, who gave me the number of a home-stay which did not work out as it was way off-course for my plans, I got a suggestion to stay in Popular Residency. Conveniently, right below it was a nice vegetarian restaurant called 'Woodlands' but in no way related to the Woodlands chain of hotels present in Bangalore, Mysore and other cities. With my boarding and lodging issue sorted out for the moment, I sat down on the steps of Raja Seat to await sunset.

The sky, between twilight and nightfall, is the most awesome spectacle anywhere in the world. Even in a place like Bangalore. Unfortunately in the busy metropolises, there is too much dust in the sky and the horizon is lit up so brightly as we move towards evening that the colours become indistinguishable. However, at the height we were and the clean fresh air above the woods was ideal for watching and photographing (if you were so inclined) the changing colours. The whole world – the sky, the clouds, the woods and the hills, all change colours as we move from sunset/twilight to nightfall. The time I spent watching the sunset that evening was so peaceful that I felt all the rage dissipate. It was as if the sun was a lightening rod for all my anger and he absorbed it all away. As I watched and photographed (actually what I photographed is only a very tiny portion of the evening, the photography was incidental, I was selfish and wanted to enjoy the natural show to the fullest.) 

Madikeri Sunset, Jan 6th 2012

After nightfall, I started to leave the enclosure of Raja Seat, the ladies who were issuing the tickets but now managing the gates remembered that they had to give me back a rupee as change. As they gave me change, they asked me to stay back and watch the dancing fountain show. They seemed so proud of it, that I felt obliged to humour them. I stayed back and went again to the seating area of Raja Seat and contemplated in silence the awesome experience I just had.

I could hear the music of the show playing, random songs chosen – 'babuji, zara dheere chalo', 'onde ondu saari' and ARR's 'vande mataram'. I caught a glimpse of it and it seemed quite nice.

I went to Popular Residency, which is after the KSRTC bus stand, got myself a room without TV but with clean bed sheets and clean toilet, for four hundred rupees. Dumped the sack, went and had dinner at Woodlands, which was pretty good. Retired for the night and slept really peacefully after a long long time.

End of Day 1.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

A meditation on biking...

For the city dwellers a bike is a utility, the function of which is to take them from one place to another with relative nimbleness and lesser constraints during a traffic jam. As a utility, a bike has to be respected and maintained with care. I am not among those who claim their bike is their first love. I love my bike but certainly not more than I'd love a woman. I would prefer a woman any day of the year, anytime of the day.

I am not one of those for whom biking is a religion or a cult – they are the ones who worship their (super)bikes, gather every weekend with other similar (super)bike owners and go for the ritualistic long superfast rides. I do not subscribe to the thought that biking is rebellion, an attitude – the wind in the hair blah blah. I do not ride like some who think they are badass cats who can do 'wheelies' or drag racing, though, yes, I have done it to try out what it feels like (a long time ago, when I was still a student.) I celebrated a silver jubilee of years since I began learning to ride a bike – those were the days of Suvega, Luna and Enfield's Explorer. I use the present continuous 'learning' because riding a bike, like life, is a constantly evolving process. I can claim to have an impeccable record of an accident free twenty six years of biking. I learnt biking because I like to learn new things and when I was a kid, since I could take apart my bicycle and fix it together again flawlessly, I was considered a good material to be trained as a mechanic. My maternal uncles are great guys, all four of them, were good with their hands on anything mechanical, electrical or electronic. Each one of my uncles taught me, in their own ways, different approaches to life. Other than my mother and my grandmother (through her amazing narration of stories, with singing) it is her brothers who shaped my attitude towards life.
The eldest one taught me – a problem well stated is half done, a problem understood is solved. This principle was reiterated through anecdotes and stories.
The second one taught me to trust my instinct and go with the flow but to never be passive or allow any adversity to disrupt the enjoyment of life.
The third one showed me the world of books (at Sheshadri Iyer Memorial Hall), exposed me to the magic of PC Sarkar and wonder of technologies (at Vishweswaraiah Industrial and Technological Museum) More importantly, he introduced me to movies like African Safari, The Gods must be crazy and the works of Charlie Chaplin. I must have been 25, the last time I went with him to a movie. It was Omar Mukthar – The Lion of the Desert, at Galaxy.
The fourth one took me on bicycle rides to Bangalore University, on rented bicycles, with a couple of books and a pack of snacks. We would lie down among the trees and read for a couple of hours and return home.

I was an avid cyclist during high school and college days. I was among the only three of us who completed a cycling expedition of about six hundred kilometers over three days. Out of a group of forty NCC cadets. The other guys stopped and put their cycles on lorries or tempos and would stop at some refreshment place, waiting for us to catch up. Only one more guy, other than me, completed the Nandi Hill challenge – to bicycle from the bottom to the top without stopping. Though I did not know about it at that time, this feat was achieved with a chest full of congestion and infection. The thought at the back of mind then was 'why am I sweating so much and feeling completely out of breath?' I think I slept while riding on the way back because I hardly remember anything of the return journey.

I love cycling and biking for the feeling of being free, nimble and flexible. It is the only thing which allows you to be connected with the surroundings. You soak in the sounds around you. If you don't wear shades you can watch the real world in true colours. More importantly you feel the air around you, the fresh oxygen rich air through a green patch, the damp moist earth smell when it has rained or drizzled, the burning wood smoke and the stench of a rotting animal carcass. If I love cycling, why have I chosen biking these days? Because biking is a little smarter and I am a little wiser - want a machine to do the hard work, more importantly I am a lazy ass.

I needed some solitude to work out the experiences of the last two years – internalise the learnings but to discard the events. When I was discussing this some one suggested that I do meditation. I thought it was a wonderful idea. Since they did not suggest which mode of meditation I do, I felt there was no better way than to bike and soak in the sights, sounds and experiences. I chose a route which I always loved to explore. The West Coast (of India, of course – from Bekal to Gokarna.)

What follows next is a series of rambling travelogues with some sermons, some anecdotes, some photos, some attempts to describe the indescribable feelings and generally an attempt to infotain in my own way.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

A year of hits and misses...


A year end blog of hits and misses (I wish there were more Misses, but if wishes were horses etc...)


It's so typical of my luck that just when the mood to write rises within me, my darling muse elopes with someone else. But, I am a persevering (alright, stubborn if it pleases you) bull dog who plods on, not caring whether what I write gives pleasure to the reader or not.

The year 2011 began on a rather upbeat tempo but as usually happens to something that begins at too fast a pace, it quickly lost steam and towards the end of the year, it was just a tepid one foot tapping in sticky mud (my own foot.) Death by adrenaline shock, but quite a slow acting adrenaline (if you can sort out the confusion on how adrenaline can act slow, please inform me as well. I'm just mixing metaphors instead of cocktails on new year's eve)

First we raced against time to get the new office space ready for inauguration which was inordinately delayed due to some very inept management of labourers by the landlords of the place. The process for the shifting had started in September 2010. Inauguration happened on 4th February 2011. Eventually we got the place the evening before the event and the team worked to get everything ready by early morning. We moved from a few hundred square feet of space housing about 22 people to a 3500 sft plug-n-play office which would house 60-70 people with 2 shifts running.

After all this running around, I had no time to prepare for my much anticipated trip to Jaipur in the first week of February to attend my cousin's wedding. Jaipur was fun. My friend who runs a travel agency knew a guy there who took me around Jaipur on his bike. Took a lot of photographs. We went to the three forts, palaces, Hawa Mahal and all the attractions, especially the food places. Shopped and blew up a huge amount of money, still getting ribbed by cousins for that indulgence.
My cousin's wedding was great fun too, the ceremony happening at midnight in the cold open air. The pundit's chanting of the mantras was so hilarious that all of cousins who were present and knew a smattering of samskrita ( I must tell you that one of the cousins is doing her Ph.D in Samskrita and another one can converse fluently, it is just me who knows a smattering, but then you know, if I cannot rise up to their level, I just bring them down to mine :-P ) were having a side splitting laugh. He was chanting 'Mangalam bhagavan Vishnu' thus “mangalam Bhagavana vishnu... mangalam garuDa dhwajah... mangalam punDareekaksha... mangalayaa ... stano Harihi” (I'll let you figure out what's the problem with it. Happy sleuthing ;-) ) We were so thoroughly exhausted by all that laughing that we made it for breakfast the next morning just as the caterers were about to pack and leave.

Attended an intense training program to learn being a Lead Auditor for Information Security and cleared the very tricky exam. I am now a IRCA certified Lead Auditor for ISO 27001.

In between all this there was some hectic work in office - some new customers, new colleagues and learning new stuff. A satisfying year as a professional.

Throughout the year, I met some amazing people, made friends with some, others perhaps thought I was too pedestrian ( did I hear you say lowlife is apt? ) to be their friend. Met some wonderful women and feel honoured to know them.

Towards the end of the year, I got engaged, nearly got married and then became single again. Funnily, I actually felt relieved the wedding did not happen.

Quit my job, now freewheeling.

I am planning a route for my long over due Bike trip which I intend to start in the first week of January 2012 (after all the drunks get back to their cubicles and the broken bottles cleared out from the roads and beaches.)

This time around I am thinking of the West Coast. Hopefully I'll be able to chronicle it with lots of photos and notes. Will keep all the 3 readers who will check this blog page posted.

Happy and Joyful new year to everyone across the world... Let there be Love, peace and Joy.

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Final Solution

Dear Mr. Manmohan Singh, Madam Sonia Gandhiji, 
I have been following the ruckus being created by those anti-corruption fellows. That too at the Jantar Mantar, no less. As an ardent follower of your esteemed selves, I am deeply distressed to see how much of a discomfort that old man in khadi dress along with that retired lady looking for post-retirement identity are causing you two.

I actually have a solution to your problem -  You should accept Anna Hazare's demand for civil society's suggestions to be incorporated. There are 1.21 billion people and it would be totally undemocratic if only a small section of Anna Hazare supporters are given a chance to suggest and achieve their personal agenda. Also, it can be said that Anna Hazare and his supporters will be subjective because they are a bunch of cynical people, targeting politicians. Like Anna Hazare has doubts about Shard Pawar and his ilk's integrity, You two great leaders and Manish Tiwari have every right to have your own apprehensions about Anna Hazare's integrity. Which is only fair.
In order to have a completely objectively drafted Jan Lok Pal Bill, here is what should be done.

  • There should be an election, where 5000 monkeys will be chosen amongst whatever number is around in India.
  • Then, those 5000 monkeys would be given a fully functional typewriter or laptop loaded with Microsoft Windows (with auto correct disabled)
  • They should also be given unlimited bananas, coconut and jaggery etc. to keep them happy during weekdays and unlimited supply of liqour during weekends. 
  • Each meaningful sentence typed out by individual monkeys should be collected periodically and collated in chronological order.
  • In case of demise of any monkey, another monkey will be elected in it's place and whatever work was done by the previous monkey will be discarded, including any meaningful sentences it had created.
  • There would be no time limit for this exercise. The exercise will go on till a 1000 clauses are thus formed by the monkeys to be incorporated into the bill.
I am sure you will find this solution eminently satisfactory as it will buy you all enough time to be dead and your great great grandchildren can still continue to further your legacy of power and wealth and enjoy themselves.

Slavishly yours,

CN

OK, I am filing this under the 30 mins trick that Scarlett turned with her wonderful whoddunit type blog. Of course this is inspired by real events and took much less time (I am sure the quality shows that too :-P )

Glib Talking or How the wars of disinformation are won...

The unpalatable truth is that the anti-nuclear lobby has misled us all

This is exactly why I am cynical when it comes to some movements. I have seen how manipulative some of these leaders can be. While some 'so called' progressive intellectuals whip up uneducated masses about the threats to their existence, some usurp legitimate protests for their own agenda by spreading further disinformation. In most cases, people who follow such 'leaders' have no educational background to thoroughly probe / investigate whether the cause is legitimate or justified. A case in point is a whole lot of people were protesting the elevated Bangalore Metro and asking it to be underground. Now, if so many kilometers of tunnels have to be dug and a tube formed, imagine the amount of cement, sand and steel that is required. The weight of it, along with the disruptions to the underground water flow and in some cases, closing up of the underground water sources would wreak havoc on the already fragile ground water situation in Bangalore. When I asked some of the protesters about this, they had no clue to the phenomenon of 'water table' or subsurface flow or had any knowledge of the dangers of an extensive underground tunnel system disrupting water flow from catchment areas to other areas. They did not know the source of the water in the 'bore wells'!!!
For most people, these issues are more emotive than logical or scientific. Scare someone enough that tap water contains harmful chemicals, you can see the surge in demand for bottled water, though it would be the same tap water in a sealed bottle. No one will even question where the water for the bottling came from.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

When love came to town - 1

I remember now. I remember everything. Her perfect body, her raven black hair, her lips. Our eyes met across the last few dancing pairs. Her smile. Perfect. I had seen her down a few drinks, but her gait was perfect. Not easy, I had used all my guile to get her.  As we made love, her responses were perfect. I could not place what was missing. When I woke up, I was in a strange bed. She was there too, conferring with an odd creature, the perfect android bait. I wonder what experiments they’ll conduct on me,  these aliens.



Thursday, July 01, 2010

Break another piece of my heart now...

I woke up early morning today, around 6:30 AM, as I had to attend a family function. But it was not the alarm I had set in my mind that woke me up. No bad dream. Just a sudden sinking feeling. A sinking feeling, that has been a reliable indicator for a long long time that something terrible is going to happen that day. My father told me he was feeling nauseous and weak and did not want to join me for the function. So I held back thinking I might have to take him to the doctor. He asked me to get some breakfast, as our cook had informed earlier that she would not be coming today. I got him some idlis from the nearby restaurant. And waited some more time to see how he will be. He asked me to go ahead to my work as he felt better after eating breakfast.

I started for office quite late, a bit disconcerted, the awful sinking feeling still with me. While riding my bike to work, I missed a call from a friend and since I had just hit the Ring Road and there was no traffic, I parked my bike and called her back. That awful feeling had just got stronger and I was actually feeling bile rise up to my throat. The news hit me - Ajji (as she was fondly called by everyone), one of our mutual friend's grandmother had passed away that morning.

Suddenly the anxious feeling was gone only to be replaced with even stronger feeling of regret - for not having gone to meet her when she was in hospital. For having broken a promise I made to myself. That I would never get another opportunity to sit by her and talk. To listen to her stories of olden, glory days of the areas where she lived and which had much later become a part of my life, her passion for Kannada language and literature. The last time I went to Ankita Book Shop, on an impluse, I had picked up a couple of light short story collection thinking I would go and give it to her (though she would hardly have been to read, since she was really ailing) I would never be able to give them to her. I had met her once at my friend's wedding and those couple of hours were enough time for her to get under my skin and be a part of me forever.

Peace be upon you, Ajji. I know everyone who knew you, for however short a while, will miss you for the rest of their lives. I hope for strength to my friend and her family to endure this loss.

Whoever you are up there, go ahead, break another piece of my heart now. You know, you've already got so many.